Friday, October 5, 2007
男士亲完女士后
10岁的男孩亲了同学一下,女孩脸红地说:你在耍流氓呀! 你跟大人学坏了,我要告诉老师去。最后男孩在班里被老师罚站1小时才算完。
15岁的男孩亲了同学一下,女孩生气地说:你耍流氓!啪地一声,给了男孩一个大嘴巴子。后来这事被老师知道了,男孩在全班级作深刻检查,并被迫在家休学一个星期,并被告之:如果不服就开除。
20岁的男孩亲了女孩一下,女孩愤怒地说:你个臭流氓!敢欺负我!嗵地一下,踢了男孩一脚,正踢在男孩下身上,男孩被迫在家休养了半个月。
25岁的男孩亲了女孩一下,女孩佯装生气地说:小流氓! 好恶心!你好坏呀!趁人不注意搞小动作。女孩还想男孩亲她一下,男孩不太懂,最后男孩发现好长时间女孩都不理他,为此男孩郁闷了一个月。
30岁的男人亲了女人一下,女人甜美地说:讨厌!你坏蛋!别这样!让孩子看到不好!并掐了男人一下!等孩子看不到时还想男人亲她,男人没亲。最后女人一个星期没让男人碰她一下。
40岁的男人亲了女人一下,女人烦躁地说:结婚都这么多年了,还玩年轻人的浪漫!你没觉得无聊啊!男人一脸干笑,知趣地走开,与朋友喝了一顿酒,晚上回来睡觉辗转反侧很久才入眠,并连续好几天。
50岁的男人亲了女人一下,女人感动地说:亲爱的!你有好长时间没这样对我了!男人歉意地轻轻地抱了一下女人就参加聚会去了。女人好失落,其实她想男人紧紧地抱着她不要离开。晚上男人回来时发现女人不在房间,被迫分居了一个星期。
60、70岁的男人亲了女人一下,女人幸福地说:老伴!你让我想起了第一次你亲我的时候,你还记得吗?男人们有点想不起来了,女人呜呜地哭了起来,弄得男人又是劝又是道歉。夜晚,男人为了回忆起第一次亲女人是什么时候,整整一个晚上都没睡着,结果第二天高血压犯了,被迫在医院住了一个月。
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Result OUT!!!!
i hv to use this phrase ' Everything is hard before it come to easy' to remind myself n give me strength to keep it on..juz be patient of this hard time for 5 more months.i will graduate my diploma and go on to a new level,new life.....kambatek!!! i know you will support me rite..^^
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Say goodbye to semester 4.
feel so release and free..hahaha.
so! wat i gonna do in this holiday ler???last time hope that faster finish this semester and hv holiday.n now is the time.but quite bored also if nth to do during holiday.haha.crap crap crap~~~really nth to say..damn bored my blog!!
i thk i hv to be get prepared to welcome my up coming final semester which i thk is tough lo.haiz...hope i can get through it smooth~~~ly.after i get semester 4 result,i hv to quickly do application to aus uni.juz hope that there will be july intake at unisa!!!!! if not,,other uni oso can as long as got fren go together..!!!!!!!
Friday, August 31, 2007
BIG family problem...-_-''
Family problem
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American," You know my
parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a
village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't
want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have
a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my
story .. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter
and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's
father-in-law ..
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother
and so he's my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
grandson ..
And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Lesson in a LOGIC way
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......
New Malls of Kuching~~~MIAoooo...
> >
> > Kuching has been well known in Malaysia for it's severe
lack of shopping spaces. A research found that :
> > On a per capita basis, there is an over-supply of
shopping centre space in most cities in Malaysia, except Kuching which
is undersupplied with only 1.5sf shopping centre space per person.
> > On basis of average household income, Kuching ranks as
No.2 in the country.
> > Even shopping centre occupancy is the highest on
average.
> > PROVING. that we need more malls.
> > Here's the upcoming MALLS!!!! of kch :
> > 1) The Spring @ Simpang Tiga - due to complete Q4 2007.
> > 2) Boulevard Shopping Mall @ 4 1/2 Mile - due to
complete Oct 2007.
> > 3) Green Heights Mall @ Green Heights - due to complete
Q1 2008.
> > 4) Novotel Shopping Mall @ Golden Triangle(behind
parkson) - complete Q1 2008.
> > 5) Plaza Merdeka @ Golden Triangle - commencing(which
means starting).
> > 6) Giant Hypermarket - proposed
> > 7) Grand Centro, replacing King Centre - proposed
> > 8) Isthmus Mall - proposed
> > 9) Makro Hypermarket - proposed
> > 10) Megamall @ Petra Jaya - proposed
> > 11) MJC Shopping Centre @ MJC - proposed
> > 12) Vista Tunku Shopping Mall - proposed
> > 13) Samajaya Shopping Mall(ciplak) - date to be
announced
Sunday, August 19, 2007
UCS Prom nite 2007
UCS was hving prom nite at sarawak club yesterday nite
Friday, August 17, 2007
just finish my progress test 2.....
but now,don thk bout that 1st la.giv me break.10 minutes break MISS!!! no..shud be 10 hours break MISS!!!! wuahaha..cant wait to go prom tmr nite..cant wait to see my friend and those funny lecturer perform!!!haha..must be very very interesting de...so,just enjoy tmr nite.
nth to say liao la......wuaaaahhhhhh...see yea.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
santubong life~
After the game,we continue to our fieldwork.luckily the 1st fieldwork ( the harder one) we do is in the morning.if we do at afternoon,the weather will be hotter.but we still need to work under the sun la,at golf field..haizzzz..this fieldwork so troublesome..we finish our fieldwork at 12 sth then we hv lunch in the santubong restaurant.say truely la.the lucnh is nop nice one..haizzz.then after lucnh,we go check in 1st,put our thing,rest a while then continue to our next fieldwork.
The second fieldwork is more easy n not so exposed to the sun coz lot of tree blocking it.so is much better..wuaha.we finish our fieldwork at 3 sth then we hv our tea break n we got free time to do other activity such as playing football and swimming.we hv our dinner at 6.30 pm..hmp.the food during dinner is very nice,at least better then lunch one.nop bad.after lunch,we began our calculation on those fieldwork in the function room...so tired man~~~~~~~we do untill 12 sth then back to room to hv rest.
The next morning,we finish all the thing that hvnt finish last nite..decorate on our presentation diagram.After that, four group of us take turn to do presentation on our fieldwork.then untill 11 sth,we pack our stuff n wait for the bus arrival a the lobby.reached home at 1 sth..so tired~~~~~~~~~
Thursday, August 2, 2007
keep on rainning~~~~
haha...
finally i finish my report..wuahaha...write so many words in my report,full marks only 10%.haizzz.nop worth one wor.
after this report hv to do revision liao..test 2 coming soon and next sat and sun will be at santubong.got survey camp,then after survey camp, test continue again.aduh..if not study now where got time later ooo...
this semester is damn short..tat's y test 1 and test 2 quite close.owex exam!
after test 2 then final exam coming again~~-_-''...after that end of semester!!!YEah.....
NTH to say liao..BORED...-_-'''''
Thursday, July 26, 2007
bored~~~nth to post at here..
tmr got site visit to septic plant,or in other words is 'shit' factory where all ur bio product will be pump out from ur 'shit' tank and sent to this place.haha!! tmr need to wake up early in the morning again la,very tired!
Sunday, July 22, 2007
cloudy day...
so..no transformer!! then we watch other.it is HK movie named invisible target! ..im not regret by spending RM9 to watch this movie coz it is really nice..this is an action movie..wow!! it juz so nice.
so,after movie then we go eat supper at 'hao rizhi'
Friday, July 20, 2007
Assignment assignment assignment~~~~~~~
this morning got concrete extra class, normally i dunhv class on friday one,my lecturer said we are behing schedule so hv to rush lo..this sem will be shorter .only 3 months and 3 weeks bout tat niah..so short...
haizzzz....so tired..nth say liao..
Chaooozzzz..-_-
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
分手是,不要问。。。。
分手时,沉默是最好的问题,最圆满的答案。
恋爱时是甜蜜的,分手时是难免的。
谁不是痛过几次,哭过几次,才找到最后的爱。分手是必经的,但有些问题不必问。
不要问: 为什么要分手?
无论答案是什么,都是你难以接受的原因。
不要问: 你有没有爱过我?
爱过如何,未爱过又如何,总之这一刻就是不爱。
不要问: 我做错了什么?
爱不是讲对错而是讲感觉。相爱是谈请,不是讲理。当爱的感觉已经不存在,对和错又可以挽回些什么
不要问: 我有什么不好? 她有什么好? 我有什么比不上她?
何必逼对方,再一次羞辱你,打击你的自信心。
不要问: 难道你不记得我们快乐的日子?
她要离开,就是因为她要的是现在的快乐。
不要问: 不如我们重新来过
这个哀求只会令对方觉得你更可怜,更卑微。
不要问: 我们一后还可以做朋友?
这样拖泥带水,对方只会感到厌烦
分手时,沉默是最好的问题,最圆满的答案.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
bad newss
feel sad to heard tat...
notice tat life is really short..once must value life.
n here i jus wish my fren's father can be recover soon n strong to face this difficulty.
Friday, July 13, 2007
A visit to batu kitang water treatment plant~~
we arrived at batu kitang at 8.30 am..
then Mr ho do a short briefing bout the whole visit on the treatment plant...
viewing those tank under the sun is extremely hot arh....haha...
i will post some photo when free..after get back from the visit become very busy edi...need to prepare a report n past up a month after arhhhh...this is assignment 2,then assignment 1 hv do finish n due date is on next weekk..haizz...so..quite busy..
Thursday, July 12, 2007
男人不能 "碰"的女人
Today i just finish my test..feel a little big relax..haha...
hmp..wat to tell bout my performance during test oo..i only can say 'nop bad la'..haha..
last few days i read from the newspaper,and there is an article which is nop bad and maybe is the truth,i also dunno.but it is very meaningful..haha..check it out..
把男人当玩物的女人她的爱情字典里没有 "惟一" 这两个字,她从不同男人身上获取不同的需要,同时却巧妙地让每个男人都以为是她的最爱。
拜金主义的女人:
她的爱情首先是建立在物质的满足上,和她交往,总是金山银山被挖光的一天,那时只有落得人财两空的局面。
歇斯底里的女人:
她的专长是一哭二闹三上吊,如果你最终无法接受她的分手,她就会以死作威胁。
翻脸不认人的女人:
不管好的时候多么好,一旦反目,她则完全变成另一个人,毫不留情的公开你们之间所有的密秘,甚至不惜玉石俱焚。
强烈女权主义的女人:
在这些女人的眼里,男人根本不是东西,她开口闭口都批判男人的不是。
随时准备打翻醋坛子的女人:
走在路上你别想往两边看,那定会招来一阵暴风雨。
弱不禁风的女人:
她是林黛玉的化身,听不得重话,做不得粗话,连出门,回家都要你接送。她跟定你就是要你照顾她,从心里到身体。
***hey girls..plz dun feel any offense yea....hahaha
Monday, July 9, 2007
Cold rainy day...haha..-_-''
so during nite time.the weather become damn cold..haha..i like this weather very much..
it is much more better than a hot sunny day.....
today during analysis class..the lecturer teach new lesson.hmp.is\t is a new lesson for me only.coz i absent on last week. im not a quick leaner..many thing still unsure..i hate this kind of feeling .i mean when lecturer teach n i catch no ball n dont understand..haizz...
i need more time do my tutorial n revision then i'll able to understand it liao...
after back from sch..oh no..a bit tired..feel wanna sleep while i watching tv.
haha...after tv,cant tahan anymore.lie on bed a while n take a short nap.after the nap of coz is quickly go n do my revision..test soon...after test will be more relax lu...ha ha...
this friday got site visit..haha..to batu kitang visit the arhhh..something related to wastewater lo...
n lastly...i wish my sis at SG there can find a suitable job soon...GOOD LUCK all the way yea....^^
Saturday, July 7, 2007
what do u want to eat?????
Monday, July 2, 2007
the restless~~~~
actually my friend already help me to download it for me but tat movie don't have subtitle and other language except Korean..i don't understand what they are talking about! haha..
so,i go buy the the DVD lo..aiks..talk so long.still haven't say the movie's name.the title i put lo. 'the restless'..damn so want to watch that movie because inside got my favorite actress from korean.She is so so so beautiful like an angle!!! haha...kim tae hee is her name..hmp.wish to have a gf like her..wuah...haha..then i'll be the most happy person liao!!hahaha...talking nonsence here only.haha..
Sunday, July 1, 2007
hot sunny afternoon!
today the weather is just so hot.im just finish doing my revision on structural analysis.the test is on this wednesday. wish i didnt do any stupid and careless mistake during the exam.haha...
moody~~moody~~moody~~~..haiz...so tired!!!
my life is just like a straight line...no up and down..very bored..bored...BORED!!!!!!
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Recover from sickness
fever ..fever ..and fever...so suffering yesterday! but luckily today im 90 % recover liao...tmr can go to sch luu...ha ha...
hmp..tmr when get back to sch must catch back previous homework liao!! if nop, will left behind nanti...one more thing..very lucky again! math 3 exam prostpone to 11 of july!!!wuah...so good..if nop..haiz...suffering eh...i just recover need to study so hard again.but next week still got 2 test is goin on la, those test is nop so hard one...so nop tat stress..still can hv more rest! hahaha...
nth to say anymore....byebye
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Today is today....yesterday is history!
yesterday in the afternoon i go to cut my hair with my fren...oh no..everytime after cut my hair..i look stupid n ugly!!! haiz...need to wait few week later then is ok..
hmp..my college lecturer giv us lot of homework to do..i thk i almost finish it la..but the concrete design...damn it...sth i nop understand n get stuck! so i cant do it...exam period coming soon liao...im on the way preparing it..
soo...hope i will hv a good result in those exam ooo!!!
Friday, June 22, 2007
五月初八
i woke up 9 am in the morning n rush to sch to attend the steel seminar..during the seminar,my fren sms me n ask me to look up the sky neh..n im in the class.so i didnt bother it.then after the seminar n i went to lunch outside.i saw many ppl look up to the sky n take picture..
so i look up lo...wuah....very nice scene yeh...
Thursday, June 21, 2007
My 19th birthday
we all meet at batu lintang foof court there..after waiting all of my fren arrive on 7.30 pm..we began to order food.tat nite we order 6 plates...haha..a lot or not? of coz not la...we got 13 ppl at tat nite ma...so of coz can finish it off all the delicious food...below is the picture i taken tat nite..
charsing is takin whose photo..i duno.haha
humphrey and me~~tat joshua dunno look at where!
my 19th birthday cake~~nice rite~^^
this is my birthday card from my sis at singapore
the present given by eo,cs and cc
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
haizzzz
today so blur la~~~my analysis question do untill like shit..ppl can finish faster than me..
haizz..some of the theory i 4get liao....need to refresh back
haizz...n my brain 'spin' so slow.very stupid la...i know im not a quick learner and my thinking is very slow..tat's y ppl can do,i cannot do n need lot of time to finish it la...
im really dissapoited of myself!!!
another thing~~ today in concrete class,when lecturer is teaching rite...
OMG....i catch no ball yeh...dunno i will go through this subject successfully or not...really scare!
i dunno is whose problem..is the lecturer problem or is my own problem...
some of the student understand wat is being taught....but im not really understand lo...
haizzzz...wat to do oh.......
nvm...i will make myself thk positively!!! i must work harder!!!
'bao you wo ba'~~~~~
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
端午节快乐~
Today is eat 'bak chang' festival...haha..hmp...my mom oready prepare bak chang a week before.
so we will hv a special dinner...arh..nop tat very special la,i mean is different from usual dinner....
normally my mom will cook rice but today is fried noodle with soup..hahaha~~~~
Sunday, June 17, 2007
My New Hp N73 ME
Friday, June 15, 2007
Fieldwork~~
we r so lucky tat this morning is a cloudy day...so we r nt working under the sun..wuhahah..
we completed our task on 11 sth.after hv my lunch at my sch kopitiam..i went back home,after bath then on9 typing email for my sis at Singapore~~^^ i always write email to my sis every friday to tell her bout my life and update the latest news happen at here..hahahah...
hmp...i will post some photo which taken in the morning during the fieldwork.
so chk it out~~~~haha
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
nice rainy day~~^^
wuah..today during concrete design class!!i finally meet some big big problem liao...
im a little big catch no ball yehhhh....how arh....really scare liao this time!!!!i scare that i wont score in my exam! but anyway i will work very hard one la...don worry!!!!!
hmpp....today nt much thing to tell yeh....
blogging sometimes also very bored one coz nth to post up lo...
my student life currently is very bored one...i mean the routine everyday is the same lo..
go to sch at morning then back from sch..eat,bath then do reivision again....is juz the same same evryday~~~~~~~
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
This is my 2nd post nehhh.....
today,after class n hv my lunch..i went to gym..last time when holiday i didnt go to gym for 3 weeks,so last week when i start gyming again,i found i get tired easily!! but today i get used to it edi..wuahaha...tat's the only sport i can do by now lo coz i dont have 'sport cell'..haha
oh no..am i typing too much...im turning my blog into a bored world.All is talking bout myself!
hmp...nvm la...later after,maybe i will upload some photo again...so,i just stop rite here ..
byebye...^^
Monday, June 11, 2007
back to my blogg^^
so..im new here! dun bully me..haha...
hmp~~~ today is a rainy day
i hv my class start on 10am to 5 pm....during sch time,i act so quiet today.i dunno why...
is juz dun feel like talking...tat's y i express my feeling through blog...
sometimes i dont really understand myself..wat i want la? wat like tat la???juz confuse....
haiz...even wanna express my feeling here oso very hard...haizz......hmp! dun thk bout it liao!!!
now is about supper time liao...gonna eat n study my math little while then go to bed N sleep!!!!
GOOD NITE yea.....^^